Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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