I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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