Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
handjob tips. give me some.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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