Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen