i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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