No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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