Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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