Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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