How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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