ya dads aren't the best wingmen
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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