Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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