that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Randomize
