I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Less talking, more tequila
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It's shark week go big or go home
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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