hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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