if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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