Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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