Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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