I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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