Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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