There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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