what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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