Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
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