I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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