You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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