is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I party with great urgency now.
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