So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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