i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
