She said her name was "party"
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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