Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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