I want to make a zoo with you.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
How drunk are you?
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