His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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