Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog