I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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