were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.