I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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