He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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