He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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