I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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