she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Randomize
