So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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