If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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