ugly people sure do ruin things
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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