Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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