I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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