I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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