I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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