Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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