dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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