just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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