Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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