i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I had to cum in my sink.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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