i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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