Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize