yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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