So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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