ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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