I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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