What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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