"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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