i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
then he tried to convert me to islam
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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