this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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