I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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