You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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