do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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