Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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