belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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